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Meta can't afford its $600B love letter to Trump

6 hours 24 min ago
The Zuck better hope his finance bros have deep pockets and a whole lotta patience to pull this off

Meta on Friday floated plans to invest $600 billion in US infrastructure and jobs by 2028 as part of a massive datacenter expansion.…

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ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok make very squishy jury members

6 hours 44 min ago
All three acquitted a teen in a mock trial based on a case where a judge ruled guilty

Law students at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill School of Law last month held a mock trial to see how AI models administer justice.…

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Previously unknown Landfall spyware used in 0-day attacks on Samsung phones

Fri, 2025-11-07 21:38
'Precision espionage campaign' began months before the flaw was fixed

A previously unknown Android spyware family called LANDFALL exploited a zero-day in Samsung Galaxy devices for nearly a year, installing surveillance code capable of recording calls, tracking locations, and harvesting photos and logs before Samsung finally patched it in April.…

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AI benchmarks are a bad joke – and LLM makers are the ones laughing

Fri, 2025-11-07 21:26
Study finds many tests don't measure the right things

AI companies regularly tout their models' performance on benchmark tests as a sign of technological and intellectual superiority. But those results, widely used in marketing, may not be meaningful.…

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Blackwell a no-sell in China as trade deal fails to materialize

Fri, 2025-11-07 20:15
Xi and Trump haven't gotten to discuss the chips, though they were supposed to

Nvidia's latest generation of Blackwell accelerators won't be available in China anytime soon, according to CEO Jensen Huang, who said there were no "active discussions" about selling the coveted chips to the Middle Kingdom.…

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Bell bottom-era tape unearthed, could contain lost piece of Unix history

Fri, 2025-11-07 18:46
It might have the first-ever version of UNIX written in C

A tape-based piece of unique Unix history may have been lying quietly in storage at the University of Utah for 50+ years. The question is whether researchers will be able to take this piece of middle-aged media and rewind it back to the 1970s to get the data off.…

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China warns Dutch away from Nexperia as it lets chip exports resume

Fri, 2025-11-07 18:29
Netherlands court still overseeing governance at the chipmaker

Tensions between China and the Netherlands over the state of chipmaker Nexperia have begun to ease, but the battle for company control doesn't appear to be entirely resolved yet. …

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Google's Gemini Deep Research can now read your Gmail and rummage through Google Drive

Fri, 2025-11-07 17:27
Even with more info, web giant says agent can't be trusted to keep you healthy, wealthy, and wise

Google's Gemini Deep Research tool can now reach deep into Gmail, Drive, and Chat to obtain data that might be useful for answering research questions.…

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Cybercrims plant destructive time bomb malware in industrial .NET extensions

Fri, 2025-11-07 15:26
Multi-year wait for destruction comes to an end for mystery attackers

Security experts have helped remove malicious NuGet packages planted in 2023 that were designed to destroy systems years in advance, with some payloads not due to hit until the latter part of this decade.…

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Researchers want to kill the vibe, propose better model for AI coding

Fri, 2025-11-07 15:16
MIT researchers offer cure for illegible software

A pair of MIT researchers have detailed a proposed new model for software that would help both humans and AI code generators alike create better and more transparent applications. No more vibing!…

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Musk gets approval for bumper Tesla payout but, unlike his robot, there are strings attached

Fri, 2025-11-07 14:34
Behold the one trillion dollar man

Tesla is awarding its CEO Elon Musk a package worth a possible $1 trillion, however, it relies in part on a dramatic increase in the value of the electric vehicle manufacturer.…

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'Windows sucks,' former Microsoft Engineer says, explains how to fix it

Fri, 2025-11-07 14:09
Respecting users choices and offering a hardcore mode among key suggestions.

Retired Microsoft engineer Dave Plummer has waded into the argument over where Microsoft has gone wrong with Windows, suggesting that perhaps the OS needs a hardcore mode to offset some of its fluffier edges.…

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25 years of meatbags permanently in space on the ISS

Fri, 2025-11-07 13:32
All good things come to an end, and the outpost is unlikely to reach 30

Anyone turning 25 this week has never known a time when humans weren't living in space. The same might not be true when they're 30.…

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Microsoft's data sovereignty: Now with extra sovereignty!

Fri, 2025-11-07 12:22
Under shadow of US CLOUD Act, Redmond releases raft of services to calm customers in the EU

Microsoft is again banging the data sovereignty drum in Europe, months after admitting in a French court it couldn't guarantee that data will not be transmitted to the US government when it is legally required to do so.…

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Bank of England says JLR's cyberattack contributed to UK's unexpectedly slower GDP growth

Fri, 2025-11-07 11:44
This kind of material economic impact from online crooks thought to be a UK-first

The Bank of England (BoE) has cited the cyberattack on Jaguar Land Rover (JLR) as one of the reasons for the country's slower-than-expected GDP growth in its latest rates decision.…

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UK tax collector falls short on digital efficiency, watchdog says

Fri, 2025-11-07 09:42
Treasury found £1.6 billion for extra tech investment expecting 15 percent efficiency saving. So far HMRC has underwhelmed

The UK’s tax collector is yet to reach the levels of efficiency its investment in digital services has led auditors to expect, according to a new report.…

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ISP help desk manager fell for ‘Internet Cleaning Day’ prank - then swore he got the joke

Fri, 2025-11-07 07:29
Lost packets would be cleaned out of routers, dead gopher servers would be pulled out of holes …

On Call Welcome to another instalment of On Call, The Register’s Friday reader-contributed column that celebrates the fine art of tech support.…

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Foxconn hires humanoid robots to make servers at Nvidia's Texas factory

Fri, 2025-11-07 04:58
We're months away from AI building AI

Taiwanese contract manufacturer Foxconn has confirmed it will use humanoid robots to make Nvidia servers in America.…

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Rideshare giant moves 200 Macs out of the cloud, saves $2.4 million

Fri, 2025-11-07 02:08
Grab tried to virtualize macOS, but Apple doesn’t make that easy

Singaporean super-app company Grab has dumped 200 cloudy Mac Minis and replaced them with physical machines, a move it expects will save $2.4 million over three years.…

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Microsoft will force its 'superintelligence' to be a 'humanist' and play nice with people

Thu, 2025-11-06 22:59
Redmond's new AI boss is willing to sacrifice performance for the future of our species

Microsoft has joined the ranks of tech giants chasing superintelligent artificial intelligence, but the company's AI chief Mustafa Suleyman’s vision is markedly different from that articulated by other industry leaders…

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