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AI blew open software security, now OpenAI wants to fix it with an agent called Aardvark
After helping expand the modern software attack surface with the rise of AI services prone to data poisoning and prompt injection, OpenAI has thrown a bone to cyber defenders.…
Datacenter biz and nuke startup join forces for Texas AI ranch
Texas is set to get another nuclear-powered datacenter project thanks to Blue Energy and Crusoe, but any atomic action isn't likely until the next decade.…
Ransomware gang runs ads for Microsoft Teams to pwn victims
Imagine searching for Microsoft Teams, seeing a text link at the top of the results, visiting it, and then getting hit with malware. The Rhysida ransomware gang, an especially insidious criminal organization that has stolen millions of people's info, has been placing fake ads for Microsoft Teams in search engines and then infecting victims who make the mistake of clicking them.…
YouTube's AI moderator pulls Windows 11 workaround videos, calls them dangerous
Is installing Windows 11 with a local account or on unsupported hardware harmful or dangerous? YouTube's AI moderation system seems to think so, as it has started pulling videos that show users how to sidestep Microsoft's setup restrictions.…
A word about comments and forums...
One of the biggest surprises of my tenure at El Reg so far is the activity in our forums and article comments. Reg readers are engaged, opinionated, and unafraid to express themselves. I love this. Thank you for reading, and for commenting.…
Microsoft Task Manager now tasking PCs with running multiple copies of itself
Microsoft's ability to add bugs in the most unexpected of places has continued into its latest update to Windows 11, which spawns multiple copies of Task Manager, sucking down resources you'd normally use Task Manager to kill.…
Russia finally bites the cybercrooks it raised, arresting suspected Meduza infostealer devs
Russia's Interior Ministry says police have arrested three suspects it believes helped build and spread the Meduza infostealer.…
Developer puts Windows 7 on a crash diet, drops it to down to 69 MB
Stripping Windows to the bare essentials is a favorite hobby among enthusiasts, especially as Microsoft continues loading its OS with unwanted bloat. The latest achievement is Windows 7 being reduced to 69 MB.…
International Criminal Court kicks Microsoft Office to the curb
The International Criminal Court (ICC) is ditching Microsoft Office for a European software alternative amid mounting fears about being reliant on US technology.…
Attackers dig up $11M in Garden Finance crypto exploit
Blockchain company Garden admits it was compromised and temporarily shut down its app after approximately $11 million worth of assets were stolen.…
Meta to sell $30B in bonds to build AI datacenters
Even the world's richest companies need outside help to fulfill their datacenter dreams. Now, Meta is selling $30 billion in bonds to build out its infrastructure estate and support its ambition in AI markets. Some of these won't mature for 40 years.…
SpaceX shows off progress on its lunar Starship
SpaceX has published an update on its lunar Starship progress, and it still has a long way to go before the impressive-looking renders are translated into reality.…
The clock's ticking for MySQL 8.0 as end of life looms
Users have six months to migrate from MySQL 8.0 if they are to stay on a supported version of the open source database, or face security and reliability risks.…
Resilience, not sovereignty, defines OpenStack's next chapter
OpenInfra Summit Sovereignty might be the word of the hour, but the OpenStack community has another – resilience.…
Linux vendors are getting into Ubuntu – and Snap
Ubuntu Summit More than one Linux-adjacent vendor presented at the Ubuntu Summit, and a small but recurring theme is offering official Snap packages.…
VodafoneThree to offshore UK network jobs to India
Exclusive VodafoneThree has told some staff their roles may be offshored to India under new contracts with Ericsson and Nokia – and that employment protections won't apply.…
England's local government shake-up promises to be a massive tech headache
The UK government will replace Surrey County Council and its 11 borough and district councils with two new unitary councils, which will provide most local services to the area's 1.2 million residents.…
O2 cranks prices mid-contract, essentially telling customers to like it or lump it
Britian's comms regulator has criticized O2 for hiking prices beyond what customers agreed to, exploiting a loophole in rules designed to end unpredictable mid-contract increases.…
NHS left with sick PCs as suppliers resist Windows 11 treatment
NHS hospitals are being blocked from fully upgrading to Windows 11 by a small number of suppliers that have yet to make their medical devices compatible with Microsoft's latest operating system.…
Actor couldn’t understand why computer didn’t work when the curtain came down
On Call Happy Halloween, dear reader! The Register wishes you a wonderfully scary day. To kick things off, we’ve twisted On Call, our weekly reader-contributed column about keeping computers alive despite the best efforts of zombie coworkers and demonic bosses, to bring tales of times tech support turned spooky.…


