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Usage-based pricing killing your vibe - here's how to roll your own local AI coding agents

Sat, 2026-05-02 11:30
Take those token limits and shove them by vibe coding with a local LLM

With model devs pushing more aggressive rate limits, raising prices, or even abandoning subscriptions for usage-based pricing, that vibe-coded hobby project is about to get a whole lot more expensive. Fortunately, you're not without cost-saving options.…

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UK drivers' agency shrugs off claims of week-long booking site smashes, blames browser configs

Sat, 2026-05-02 09:24
Agency insists everything is working fine, even though users spend days failing to load it

The DVSA's driving test booking system has spent the week offline, according to frustrated users.…

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Brace for the patch tsunami: AI is unearthing decades of buried code debt

Sat, 2026-05-02 08:30
Britain's cyber agency says the bill for years of technical shortcuts is coming due, and it's arriving all at once

Britain's cyber agency is warning that AI-fuelled bug hunting is about to flush out years of buried flaws, leaving defenders scrambling to keep up.…

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ServiceNow under siege as Atlassian adds to ITSM take-outs

Fri, 2026-05-01 21:39
CEO Mike Cannon-Brookes touts 'largest ever quarter for competitive displacements'

The chase is on. Atlassian reported its largest-ever quarter for taking share from a major IT service management provider, CEO Mike Cannon-Brookes said on the company's fiscal third-quarter earnings call Thursday, escalating its rivalry with ServiceNow.…

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Mythos complicates the breakup, says Pentagon CTO, but Anthropic is still barred

Fri, 2026-05-01 16:57
Emil Michael says agencies are evaluating the cybersecurity model, not deploying it

Pentagon CTO Emil Michael pushed back on reports of a thaw in the department’s relationship with Anthropic: The two are not getting back together, even as Mythos draws interest from government agencies.…

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Artemis III aims for 'late 2027' for Earth orbit demonstration

Fri, 2026-05-01 16:00
SpaceX and Blue Origin will absolutely be ready in time. Definitely

Amid the sensational NASA budget cut proposals taking place in the US at the moment, NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman has refined the Artemis III launch date to "late 2027."…

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Where to buy a non-Apple, non-Google smartphone

Fri, 2026-05-01 15:24
Both Cupertino and Google are imposing ever stricter limits on their phones – but you have alternatives

As both Apple and Google introduce unwelcome changes in their phone OSes, here's a quick reminder that you do have alternatives to the Gruesome Twosome.…

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CIOs ready for another role-change as AI becomes agent of chaos

Fri, 2026-05-01 14:54
If software writes software the risk is “systematic failure at scale”. Someone needs to take charge, argues Forrester

Forrester predicts that by decade's end, the rush toward agentic AI will grow so chaotic that CIOs will be forced into a new role as enforcer of order.…

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That old phone in the kitchen drawer could save an industry

Fri, 2026-05-01 14:16
Users have less cash to burn and less patience for AI in new models... now where to get the used stock

Secondhand phones sales are booming - relatively speaking - and the industry has rising inflation, AI bloat, and consumers' growing apathy toward overpriced new handsets to thank for it.…

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First reports come in of victims of critical cPanel vuln as 'millions' of sites potentially exposed

Fri, 2026-05-01 13:10
Exploitation was underway before patches landed, at least one victim reports ransomware demand

CISA has added a critical cPanel bug to its known-exploited list, confirming that attackers are already poking holes in one of the internet's most widely used hosting stacks.…

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Microsoft releases first big update after Nadella's vow to 'win back fans'

Fri, 2026-05-01 12:42
Lots of fixes, some performance tweaks. Fingers crossed there's no out-of-band patch to follow

Microsoft is following through on its promise to prioritize Windows stability with its April 30 non-security update.…

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OpenAI locks GPT-5.5-Cyber behind velvet rope despite slamming Anthropic for doing exactly that

Fri, 2026-05-01 11:42
Altman's crew now doing the same gatekeeping it recently mocked

OpenAI is lining up a limited release of its new GPT-5.5-Cyber model to a handpicked circle of "cyber defenders," just weeks after taking a swipe at Anthropic for doing almost exactly the same thing.…

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SpaceX rocket set for unintentional Moon landing – well, a piece of it anyway

Fri, 2026-05-01 11:15
But unlike most junkers, it'll be traveling faster than the speed of sound, claims astronomy software dev

An astronomy software dev claims a Falcon 9 upper stage will hit the Moon in August, traveling at several times the speed of sound.…

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Pro-Iran crew turns DDoS into shakedown as Ubuntu.com stays down

Fri, 2026-05-01 11:05
313 Team tells Canonical: pay up or the packets keep coming

Canonical says its web infrastructure is under attack after a pro-Iran hacktivist group instructed its members to target the open source giant.…

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UK pensions dept goes shopping for spy-van tech with £2M surveillance tender

Fri, 2026-05-01 10:43
Covert cameras, live-streaming systems, and in-vehicle recording kit sought to catch out fraudsters

The Department for Work and Pensions has gone shopping for covert cameras, live-streaming kit, and vehicle-based recording gear as it lines up a £2 million upgrade to watch fraud suspects in real time.…

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Who needs ghost train scares when Windows is such a fright?

Fri, 2026-05-01 10:00
Things that go bork in the night

Bork!Bork!Bork! What frightens you? What, as an IT professional, would make you shriek like a small child? What tech horrors are lurking under your bed?…

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Passport to £££: Home Office adds £216M to travel doc contract before a single bid's been placed

Fri, 2026-05-01 09:15
Start date pushed back a year, annual cost up a third, and UK's now handing out eight million passports a year

The Home Office has increased the annual value and overall duration of its new passport production contract, increasing it to a total of £576 million as it starts a third round of engagement with suppliers.…

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DVLA's 14-week driving license fiasco – the tech, people and chatbot trying to clear it

Fri, 2026-05-01 08:30
Medical license applicants still waiting months while agency insists it's 'putting things right'

The Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) has introduced new techto support driving license applications that require medical checks, after processing times exceeded 14 weeks in February.…

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User found the perfect formula to make Excel misbehave

Fri, 2026-05-01 07:00
For once, Oracle ERP wasn’t the problem

On Call Fridays can be a drag, but The Register has a formula to inject a little fun by delivering a new instalment of On Call – the reader-contributed column in which we share your tech support stories.…

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Qualcomm teases ‘dedicated CPU for agentic experiences’ and ‘agentic smartphones’

Fri, 2026-05-01 06:43
Enters the custom AI silicon business with secret silicon for an un-named hyperscaler

Qualcomm has quietly entered the market for custom hyperscale silicon, and datacenter CPUs…

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