TheRegister
HPE pumps AI cloud lineup with extra Nvidia capabilities
HPE is upgrading its Private Cloud AI stack with Nvidia technology and preparing a France-based AI Factory Lab where customers will be able to test out workloads.…
Windows 11 needs an XP SP2 moment, says ex-Microsoft engineer
The Windows operating system is buckling under AI features that seem designed more for shareholders than users, and retired Microsoft engineer Dave Plummer says it's time to hit pause.…
Dutch study finds teen cybercrime is mostly just a phase
Young threat actors may be rebels without a cause. These cybercriminals typically grow out of their offending ways by the time they turn 20, according to data published by the Dutch government.…
AWS and Google build a fix for multi-cloud barriers they said didn't exist
Re:invent AWS and Google Cloud are promoting a jointly developed multi-cloud connectivity service, despite recently assuring competition authorities that no technical barriers existed for customers wanting to operate across multiple clouds.…
South Korea's answer to Amazon admits breach exposed 33.7M customers
South Korean retail behemoth Coupang has admitted to a data breach that exposed the personal details of 33.7 million customers, turning the company's famed "Rocket Delivery" logistics empire into an express shipment for personal information.…
Asda's 'self-inflicted' SAP mess after Walmart divorce stalls financial revival
Asda's delayed tech divorce from Walmart, which involved a complete SAP ERP upgrade, has caused "severe disruption" hitting the UK retailer's quarterly revenue.…
Cheaper 1 GB Raspberry Pi 5 lands as memory costs go through the roof
Raspberry Pi has raised prices across much of its latest lineup while launching a new $45 Raspberry Pi 5 with 1GB of RAM, it's first sub-$50 model in the series.…
French Football Federation faces own-goal after club software data breach
The French Football Federation (FFF) has conceded that attackers broke into its member management software using a compromised account, scoring a match sheet's worth of player data in the process.…
Dorset Council ditching customized SAP for £14M Oracle overhaul
Southwest England's Dorset Council is preparing to swap its legacy SAP ERP for an Oracle-built replacement in a project set to cost £14.2 million over three years.…
Speccy clone storms back for Christmas without a shred of Sinclair code
The Spectrum is an inexpensive home entertainment gadget from Retro Games Ltd (RGL) that's hauntingly similar to a totally unrelated 1980s home entertainment device that was loved by millions.…
Landlord quirks leave thousands of flats stuck in the broadband slow lane
Brits living in blocks of flats or apartments risk missing out on high-speed fiber broadband due to quirks in domestic regulations that can hinder access for telco engineers.…
Microsoft appears to move on from its most loyal ‘customers’ – Contoso and Fabrikam
Microsoft appears to have moved on from two of its most loyal and enthusiastic "customers".…
Web dev's crawler took down major online bookstore by buying too many books
Who, Me? Thank you, dear reader, for tearing yourself away from Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales long enough to visit The Register, just in time for this fresh installment of Who, Me? It's the reader-contributed column in which we share your stories of unforced errors, and how you bounced back afterwards.…
Aviation delays ease as airlines complete Airbus software rollback
Airlines around the world have rushed to roll back software that powers Airbus A320 planes after the aviation giant discovered a recent update could put the aircraft in danger.…
Google and Apple ordered to stop fake government TXTs
Asia in Brief Singapore’s government last week told Google and Apple to prevent fake government messages.…
Swiss government says give M365, and all SaaS, a miss as it lacks end-to-end encryption
Infosec In Brief Switzerland’s Conference of Data Protection Officers, Privatim, last week issued a resolution calling on Swiss public bodies to avoid using hyperscale clouds and SaaS services due to security concerns.…
Baikonur's only crew-capable pad busted after Soyuz flight
The pad used by Russia to send Soyuz spacecraft to the International Space Station (ISS) sustained damange during yesterday's crew launch, according to Roscosmos.…
PostHog admits Shai-Hulud 2.0 was its biggest ever security bungle
PostHog says the Shai-Hulud 2.0 npm worm compromise was "the largest and most impactful security incident" it's ever experienced after attackers slipped malicious releases into its JavaScript SDKs and tried to auto-loot developer credentials.…
Brit telco Brsk confirms breach as bidding begins for 230K+ customer records
British telco Brsk is investigating claims that it was attacked by cybercriminals who made off with more than 230,000 files.…
GrapheneOS bails on OVHcloud over France's privacy stance
French cloud outfit OVHcloud took another hit this week after GrapheneOS, a mobile operating system, said it was ditching the company's servers over concerns about France's approach to digital privacy.…

