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Linux kernel to drop 486 and early 586 support

Wed, 2025-05-07 08:30
Get in the bin: For the first time since 2012, some older CPU generations are being chopped

Kernel 6.15 is taking shape and it looks like it will eliminate support for Intel's 486 chip and its contemporaries.…

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Top sci-fi convention gets an earful from authors after using AI to screen panelists

Wed, 2025-05-07 07:27
Leave it to the Borg? Scribe David D. Levine slams 'use of planet-destroying plagiarism machines'

Fans and writers of science fiction are not necessarily enthusiastic about artificial intelligence - especially when it's used to vet panelists for a major sci-fi conference.…

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Citrix finds new use for virtualization: Avoiding PC price hikes caused by tariffs

Wed, 2025-05-07 06:29
Seeing as the company’s CEO is big at DOGE, this is delicious

World War Fee Citrix has found a new use for virtualization: Avoiding tariffs.…

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New Zealand kind-of moves to ban social media for under-16s, require age checks for new accounts

Wed, 2025-05-07 04:05
Prime Minister bemoans bullying, addiction, and inappropriate content – but isn’t planning a rapid vote

New Zealand’s government has signaled its support for a bill to ban social media for children under 16, but without explicitly making it a government initiative.…

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Trump's trade war with China to cost AMD $1.5B in lost rev

Wed, 2025-05-07 01:52
But a multi-billion dollar contract with Oracle for a pile of Instincts and Epycs should take the edge off

AMD expects the Trump administration's newly implemented export controls on GPUs and AI accelerator sales to China to take a $1.5 billion byte out its 2025 revenues, executives revealed on a Tuesday earnings call with Wall Street.…

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Trump's wind farm funding freeze is so much hot air, say states as they blow sueball to Washington

Wed, 2025-05-07 00:32
We'd be shocked, just shocked, if Big Tech's renewable energy ambitions aren't known in the White House

The Attorneys General of 17 states and Washington, DC have sued the Trump administration over an executive order halting all federal approvals for wind energy projects.…

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Super spyware maker NSO must pay Meta $168M in WhatsApp snoop drama

Tue, 2025-05-06 23:50
Don't f&#k with Zuck

A California jury has awarded Meta more than $167 million in damages from Israeli surveillanceware slinger NSO Group, after the latter exploited a flaw in WhatsApp to allow its government customers to spy on supposedly secure communications.…

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Developer sues Apple to claw back commission payments

Tue, 2025-05-06 22:33
Just days after judge held Cupertino in contempt over Epic antitrust injunction

A developer of mobile sports apps has filed a proposed class-action lawsuit against Apple, seeking to recover commissions iBiz allegedly collected in violation of a federal injunction intended to allow developers to use alternative payment systems.…

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Feeling dumb? Let Google's latest AI invention simplify that wordy writing for you

Tue, 2025-05-06 21:39
Zog brain hurt. Zog want Google help make read easier

Exasperated by the prolix verbiage and gratuitously convoluted phraseology that so often permeates technical treatises, philosophical discourses, or the meandering expositions of journalists afflicted by a lack of rhetorical economy? Then Google has a new AI feature for you - provided you use iOS, that is. …

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Computacenter IT guy let girlfriend into Deutsche Bank server rooms, says fired whistleblower

Tue, 2025-05-06 20:44
What was the plan, showing her his big iron?

A now-former manager at Computacenter claims he was unfairly fired after alerting management that a colleague was repeatedly giving his girlfriend unauthorized access to Deutsche Bank's server rooms.…

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FYI: Most AI spending driven by FOMO, not ROI, CEOs tell IBM, LOL

Tue, 2025-05-06 19:56
Just 1 in 4 bets paying off so far

Only a quarter of AI initiatives have delivered the expected return on investment, according to an IBM survey of 2,000 CEOs.…

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Microsoft burnishes green cred by paying Swedes to burn biomass and bury CO<sub>2</sub>

Tue, 2025-05-06 19:06
Critics argue offset schemes like this offer tech giants a license to pollute

Microsoft has expanded its deal with Stockholm Exergi to buy 500,000 tonnes of permanent carbon removal annually over ten years. Critics argue such deals give polluters cover rather than drive real climate action.…

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Pentagon declares war on 'outdated' software buying, opens fire on open source

Tue, 2025-05-06 18:27
(If only that would keep folks off unsanctioned chat app side quests)

The US Department of Defense (DoD) is overhauling its "outdated" software procurement systems, and insists it's putting security at the forefront of decision-making processes.…

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From Russia with doubt: Go library's Kremlin ties stoke fear

Tue, 2025-05-06 17:30
Easyjson library's presence in numerous open source projects alarms security biz

Easyjson, a software library for serializing data in Golang applications, is maintained by developers affiliated with Russia's VK Group.…

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EU tells US scientists to dump Trump for a lab in Europe

Tue, 2025-05-06 16:29
Brussels rolls out €500M plan to lure boffins with grants and actual respect for research

The European Commission (EC) is looking to make Europe the home of science by tempting researchers and scientists to relocate to the continent amid a more hostile stance toward academic freedom in the US.…

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Palantir loves the smell of DOGE budget cuts in the morning

Tue, 2025-05-06 15:04
Data giant backs federal austerity push, saying it's 'the right thing' for US

Palantir, the controversial US surveillance and analytics firm, says it welcomes scrutiny of government spending by the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), the controversial cost-cutting agency led by Elon Musk.…

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Cerebras CEO actually finds common ground with Nvidia as startup notches IBM win

Tue, 2025-05-06 14:00
Feldman calls US's AI Diffusion rules ‘bad policy’

Cerebras Systems' dinner-plate-sized chips currently power the latest AI inference offerings from Meta and, soon, those of IBM, but US trade policy weighs heavy on its prospects worldwide.…

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Windows 11 24H2 now 'broadly available' ... complete with yet another 'known issue'

Tue, 2025-05-06 13:15
Azure Virtual Desktop App attach users might want to sit this one out for a bit longer

Microsoft is celebrating the milestone of Windows 11 24H2 reaching broad availability with… yet another "known issue." This time, it is related to Azure Virtual Desktop applications.…

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30 years of MySQL, the database that changed the world

Tue, 2025-05-06 12:41
From ubiquitous go-to system for early Noughties startups to a legacy like no other

Before Donald Trump became US president and the UK left the EU – both arguably the result of a new kind of online politics – a rather nervous-looking Mark Zuckerberg shuffled out onto a Harvard University lecture hall floor to offer some insight into the inner workings of a website he had created less than two years earlier.…

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Brain-inspired neuromorphic computer SpiNNaker overheated when coolers lost their chill

Tue, 2025-05-06 11:29
Too much hot air brings down Manchester Uni based neural network project

Exclusive The brain-inspired SpiNNaker machine at Manchester University suffered an overheating incident over the Easter weekend that will send a chill down the spines of datacenter administrators.…

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