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VMware's end-user compute unit reportedly headed to private equity firm KKR
VMware's end-user compute business unit is set to be acquired by private equity firm KKR, according to a Reuters report that claims the deal will see $3.8 billion change hands.…
India’s homebrew RISC-V CPU goes on sale in new development board
Asia In Brief India's home-grown DIR-V VEGA RISC-V processors have debuted in development boards.…
Security is hard because it has to be right all the time? Yeah, like everything else
Systems Approach One refrain you often hear is that security must be built in from the ground floor; that retrofitting security to an existing system is the source of design complications, or worse, outright flawed designs.…
Judge slaps down law firm using ChatGPT to justify six-figure trial fee
You'd think lawyers – ostensibly a clever group of people – would have figured out by now that relying on ChatGPT to do anything related to their jobs could be a bad idea, but here we are, yet again, with a judge rebuking a law firm for doing just that. …
Microsoft catches the Wi-Fi 7 wave with Windows 11
More than a month after the Wi-Fi alliance introduced certification for Wi-Fi 7 devices, Microsoft has added support for the technology to Windows 11.…
Some Intel Core chips keep crashing, game devs complain
Some recent Intel microprocessors are crashing systems – and the problem appears related to the chips' firmware and clock rates settings.…
LockBit extorted billions of dollars from victims, fresh leaks suggest
Authorities digging into LockBit's finances believe the group may have generated more than $1 billion in ransom fees over its four-year lifespan.…
AI comes for jobs at studio of American filmmaker Tyler Perry
If you ask American film mogul Tyler Perry, AI isn't coming for jobs – it's already taken them. Case in point, Perry's Atlanta film studio, where the movie maker just scrapped an expansion in the works for four years after getting a glimpse of OpenAI's Sora. …
China breakthrough promises optical discs that store hundreds of terabytes
Optical discs that can store up to 200 TB of data could be possible with a new technology developed in China. If commercialized, it could revive optical media as an alternative to hard disk or tape for cost-effective long-term storage.…
Varda capsule proves you don't need astronauts for gravity-defying science
Almost drowned out by last night's lunar landing, Varda Space Industries celebrated the re-entry and landing of the capsule from its W-1 mission in the Utah desert.…
U-Haul tells 67K customers that cyber-crooks drove away with their personal info
U-Haul is alerting tens of thousands of folks that miscreants used stolen credentials to break into one of its systems and access customer records that contained some personal data.…
Google Maps leads German tourists to week-long survival saga in Australian swamp
Two German tourists got more than they bargained for when they put their lives in the hands of Google Maps and blindly followed the service into the depths of the Australian jungle.…
LockBit identity reveal a bigger letdown than Game of Thrones Season 8
The grand finale of the week of LockBit leaks was slated to expose the real identity of LockBitSupp – the alias of the gang's public spokesperson – but the reveal has fallen short of expectations.…
Lender threatens to sweep MariaDB accounts over private equity bid
MariaDB has been warned by a bank lender that it may "sweep" its accounts in retaliation for the publication of a private equity bid for the troubled database company.…
Google co-founder Brin named a defendant in wrongful death complaint
Sergey Brin and two of his businesses – Google and Bayshore Global Management – are named in a lawsuit seeking damages over the death of a pilot who attempted to ferry one of Brin's airplanes from California to his private island in Fiji.…
Microsoft adds more AI to Photos in Windows 10 and 11
Windows Insiders cannot get enough of AI if Microsoft is to be believed, with the company rolling out AI-infused Photo updates for Windows 10 and 11.…
Are you ready to back up your AI chatbot's promises? You'd better be
Opinion I keep hearing about businesses that want to fire their call center employees and front-line staffers as fast as possible and replace them with AI. They're upfront about it.…
A path out of bloat: A Linux built for VMs
FOSDEM 2024 How hard can you cut down Linux if you know it will never run on bare metal? Further than any distro vendor we know of has tried to go.…
Work for you? Again? After you lied about the job and stole my stuff? No thanks
On Call Taylor Swift is playing in On Call's town tonight, creating a city-wide Friday frenzy. Here at The Register we prefer to end the working week in a gentler fashion by offering a fresh installment of On Call, the reader-contributed column in which we share stories of haters who hated IT, fakers who faked technical nous, and techies who shook it off and got the job done.…
Meta seeks ASIC designers for ML accelerators and datacenter SoCs
Meta wants to build accelerators and SoCs to run in its datacenters – for jobs including machine learning – but appears to be struggling to find folks to design them.…