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Only way to move Space Shuttle Discovery is to chop it into pieces, White House told

Thu, 2025-10-02 16:39
Smithsonian warns that dismantling orbiter for relocation is history in the wrecking

How would you move Space Shuttle Discovery from Virginia to Texas? The White House Office of Management and Budget asked NASA and the Smithsonian Institution and the response was to dismantle it.…

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Mad man builds chatbot in Minecraft with redstone, Python, and patience

Thu, 2025-10-02 15:27
Replies are slow and it's prone to gibberish – just like any other AI

Never mind Doom running on a potato, or whatever – the next generation of ridiculous computing belongs to Minecraft YouTuber Sammyuri, who built a working chatbot in the perennially popular voxel building sandbox.…

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OpenAI ropes in Korean giants Samsung and SK Hynix to feed its AI megaproject

Thu, 2025-10-02 15:09
Duo pledge memory for Stargate to the tune of 900k DRAM wafer starts a month

OpenAI has persuaded two of South Korea's chip titans to fuel its bid to build the biggest AI engine yet.…

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Dirty little Electron secret tanks macOS 26 performance

Thu, 2025-10-02 14:54
Apple's bad QA or poor coding by developers?

The Electron team has fixed code that caused system-wide slowdowns on the newly released macOS 26 "Tahoe."…

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SaaS turbo-charged software spending tough for CIOs to control, says research

Thu, 2025-10-02 13:59
Consulting biz reckons ballooning costs a result of changes in licensing, vendor landscape, and product shifts

Boston Consulting Group (BCG) is warning that organizations need to rethink their approach to buying software as the ongoing push of SaaS into the market gathers pace.…

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Apple's AirPods Pro 3 are still chuck-and-buy-again specials

Thu, 2025-10-02 13:09
Zero repairability rating: iFixit teardown finds earbuds glued, unfixable, and destined for recycling

Improvements in repairability might have been made elsewhere in Apple's product range, but the AirPods Pro 3 model continue to make repairs virtually impossible.…

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Clop-linked crims shake down Oracle execs with data theft claims

Thu, 2025-10-02 12:45
Extortion emails name-drop Big Red's E-Business Suite, though Google and Mandiant yet to find proof of any breach

Criminals with potential links to the notorious Clop ransomware mob are bombarding Oracle execs with extortion emails, claiming to have stolen sensitive data from Big Red's E-Business Suite, according to researchers.…

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Windows 10 refuses to go gentle into that good night

Thu, 2025-10-02 12:25
Rage, rage against the dying of the free security updates

With just days remaining until Microsoft discontinues free support, Windows 10 still accounts for 40.5 percent of the Windows desktop market, At the same time, Windows 11 adoption remains at just 48.94 percent.…

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EU funds are flowing into spyware companies, and politicians are demanding answers

Thu, 2025-10-02 12:02
Experts say Commission is ‘fanning the flames’ of the continent’s own Watergate

An arsenal of angry European Parliament members (MEPs) is demanding answers from senior commissioners about why EU subsidies are ending up in the pockets of spyware companies.…

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BT promises 5G Standalone for 99% of the UK by 2030

Thu, 2025-10-02 11:24
Because 100% would just be silly

BT wants to have 5G Standalone (5G SA) mobile service available to 99 percent of the local population by the end of the decade, but it isn't the only telco with lofty ambitions.…

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