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Privacy died last century, the only way to go is off-grid

Mon, 2025-03-31 12:15
From smartphones to surveillance cameras to security snafus, there's no escape

Opinion I was going to write a story about how Amazon is no longer even pretending to respect your privacy. But, really, why bother?…

Categories: Linux fréttir

Musk's xAI swallows Musk's X in ego-friendly, all-stock deal

Mon, 2025-03-31 11:31
Social media platform magically worth a billion more than what he bought it for

Comment Billionaire Elon Musk's xAI is to acquire billionaire Elon Musk's X in a deal that values the former at $80 billion and the latter at $33 billion.…

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European Gaia mapping satellite is retired but proves very tough to kill

Mon, 2025-03-31 10:45
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that

The last commands have been sent to the ESA's Gaia satellite and, after a dozen years scanning the galaxy, the spacecraft is shutting down its computers and boosting out into a retirement orbit around the Sun.…

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Ransomware crews add 'EDR killers' to their arsenal – and some aren't even malware

Mon, 2025-03-31 10:01
Crims are disabling security tools early in attacks, Talos says

interview Antivirus and endpoint security tools are falling short as ransomware crews increasingly deploy "EDR killers" to disable defenses early in the attack – a tactic Cisco Talos observed in most of the 2024 cases it handled.…

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UK finance watchdog spends millions 'enhancing' Workday software rolled out 4 years ago

Mon, 2025-03-31 09:15
FCA still splashing on customizing, integrating HR and finance system way after 2021 go-live

The UK's financial regulator is signing a deal worth up to £12.3 million ($15.9 million) with tech services biz Cognizant to make "enhancements" to a Workday HR and finance system it implemented several years ago.…

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When even Microsoft can’t understand its own Outlook, big tech is stuck in a swamp of its own making

Mon, 2025-03-31 08:30
Make things that work for the billions, not the billionaires

Opinion Since it is currently fashionable to make laws by whim and decree, here are three that should apply immediately across techdom. The following are banned: DoNotReply messages, updates that reset your configuration choices to default, and forced incomprehensible choices.…

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Tech trainer taught a course on software he'd never used and didn't own

Mon, 2025-03-31 07:30
'I'm glad you asked that question. We'll get to that tomorrow' (After I research the answer)

Who, Me? Wait, what? It's Monday again? That means it's time for another instalment of Who, Me? What's that, you ask? It's The Register's Monday column in which we tell your tales of technological messes and celebrate your escapes.…

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Cashless society could be why fewer kids are eating coins and sticking things up their noses

Mon, 2025-03-31 06:28
NHS boffins think there's a connection, but ‘snot all good news: Swallowing batteries is even more dangerous

Researchers from the UK’s National Health Service believe increasing adoption of cashless payments may be having an unexpected payoff: Fewer kids are swallowing coins and seeking medical help to remove them.…

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Intel and Microsoft staff allegedly lured to work for fake Chinese company in Taiwan

Mon, 2025-03-31 04:33
11 companies, including SMIC, accused of disguising outposts so they can illicitly serve Beijing

Chinese tech companies created entities in Taiwan and disguised them so they had no connections to China, so they could lure top tech talent to work on significant projects.…

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China cracks down on personal information collection. No, seriously

Mon, 2025-03-31 00:30
PLUS: Indonesia crimps social media, allows iPhones; India claims rocket boost; In-flight GenAI for Japan Airlines

Asia In Brief China last week commenced a crackdown on inappropriate collection and subsequent use of personal information.…

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Oracle Health reportedly warns of info leak from legacy server

Sun, 2025-03-30 22:45
PLUS: OpenAI bumps bug bounties bigtime; INTERPOL arrests 300 alleged cyber-scammers; And more!

Infosec in brief Oracle Health appears to have fallen victim to an info stealing attack that has led to patient data stored by American hospitals being plundered.…

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Dash to Panel lives on, thanks to Zorin sponsorship

Sun, 2025-03-30 09:30
There's also a new release of the Zorin OS distro

The handy GNOME extension Dash to Panel will live on, under its present maintainer, after winning financial backing from one of the distros that uses it.…

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Nvidia GPU roadmap confirms it: Moore’s Law is dead and buried

Sat, 2025-03-29 14:08
More silicon, more power, more pain for datacenter operators

Comment As Jensen Huang is fond of saying, Moore's Law is dead – and at Nvidia GTC this month, the GPU-slinger's chief exec let slip just how deep in the ground the computational scaling law really is.…

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Malware in Lisp? Now you're just being cruel

Sat, 2025-03-29 10:50
Miscreants warming to Delphi, Haskell, and the like to evade detection

Malware authors looking to evade analysis are turning to less popular programming languages like Delphi or Haskell.…

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Brits to build ExoMars landing gear after Russia sent packing

Sat, 2025-03-29 09:01
Airbus UK wins £150M contract to revive long-delayed rover project

Airbus UK, a wholly-owned subsidairy of US aerospace giant, has won the £150 million contract to complete a landing system for the long-delayed ExoMars rover.…

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Mobile ad world drama: AppLovin not lovin' short seller assault claiming fraud

Fri, 2025-03-28 21:49
A peek behind the curtain in one corner of online advertising

AppLovin, which provides a way for software developers to make money by embedding ads in their mobile apps, has been sued for a third time this month – after short-seller reports accused the biz of fraud and deceptive revenue practices.…

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Congress takes another swing at Uncle Sam's software licensing mess

Fri, 2025-03-28 19:36
SAMOSA digested by House last year, but choked on in Senate. Second time's a charm?

A bipartisan group of US lawmakers is once again pushing legislation aimed at reining in the federal government's fragmented and wasteful software licensing practices.…

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CoreWeave cools its jets, downsizing IPO as investor heat fades

Fri, 2025-03-28 18:34
That stands for I Probably Overestimated?

CoreWeave has pared back the scope of its initial public offering amid growing investor uncertainty in an overheating AI marketplace and risks posed by the GPU cloud specialist's exposure to a small number of customers.…

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Boeing's Starliner may fly again, pending fixes to literally everything

Fri, 2025-03-28 17:26
More than 70 percent of anomalies closed out, but those pesky thrusters are still a problem

NASA says Boeing's Starliner – dubbed the Calamity Capsule – could fly again, but not before the end of 2025 or start of 2026.…

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Both Haiku and Linux get new FOSS Nvidia drivers

Fri, 2025-03-28 16:34
Thanks to Collabora's work on Zink and NVK… and indirectly to GPU-maker's FOSS release, too

Not one but two new drivers for some Nvidia GPUs is a promising, if indirect, offshoot of the GPU maker's open-saucy moves.…

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