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While we fire the boss, can you lock him out of the network?

Fri, 2024-01-12 08:31
And he would have got away with it, too, if it weren’t for this one tiny backdoor

On Call Welcome once more, dear reader, to On Call, The Register's weekly reader-contributed column detailing the delights and dangers of working in tech support.…

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Drivers: We'll take that plain dumb car over a flashy data-spilling internet one, thanks

Fri, 2024-01-12 07:25
Now that's a smart move

CES Despite all the buzz around internet-connected smart cars at this year's CES in Las Vegas, most folks don't want vehicle manufacturers sharing their personal data with third parties – and even say they'd consider buying an older or dumber car to protect their privacy and security.…

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Disease X fever infects Davos: WEF to plan response to whatever big pandemic is next

Fri, 2024-01-12 06:23
Heads up, this isn't about Elon

When the World Economic Forum meets in Davos next week, global leaders are set to discuss how to prevent a future unknown "Disease X" the World Health Organization predicts could kill 20 times more people than the recent coronavirus outbreak. …

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Nvidia can't sell its best chips to China, but India is more than happy to take them

Fri, 2024-01-12 03:22
Datacenter biz plans to deploy 32,000 Nvidia H100 and H200s next year

Nvidia may not be able to sell its top-specced GPUs in China, but across the border in India, datacenter operators are buying up tens of thousands of accelerators to bolster their AI capabilities.…

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Daughter of George Carlin horrified someone cloned her dad with AI for hour special

Fri, 2024-01-12 01:34
Seven words you can't say – This won't backfire and ruin art forever

The makers of an hour-long AI-generated comedy special mimicking the late and great American comedian and actor George Carlin have been criticized for, apparently, not obtaining explicit permission from his family to impersonate his voice and style for the vid.…

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What to make of Google backing Right-to-Repair in Oregon? 'It gives me hope'

Fri, 2024-01-12 00:30
Anything to slow down the tech trash treadmill welcome at this point

Google on Thursday voiced support for pending Right to Repair legislation in the US state of Oregon, calling it "a compelling model for other states to follow."…

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Adios, dead zones: Starlink relays SMS in space for unmodified phones on Earth

Fri, 2024-01-12 00:10
Now you'll never have an excuse for missing that weekend work text or call

SpaceX's Starlink has confirmed a successful test of its Direct to Cell (DTC) technology with a two-way text conversation held earlier this week. …

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eBay to cough up $3M after cyber-stalking couple who dared criticize the souk

Thu, 2024-01-11 21:55
Staff sent live cockroaches, porno – and more – in harassment campaign to silence pair

eBay will pay $3 million to settle criminal charges that its security team stalked and harassed a Massachusetts couple in retaliation for their website's critical coverage of the online tat bazaar.…

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Why Google is waiving egress fees for disgruntled customers ditching GCP

Thu, 2024-01-11 21:08
Hint: US, UK, European antitrust police are on the hunt

Data egress fees aren't going away, but if you really want to ditch Google Cloud and take your data somewhere else, the search giant is willing to cut you a break.…

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Silicon Valley weirdo's quest to dodge death – yours for $333 a month

Thu, 2024-01-11 18:03
Wonder when he's going to give that 28-year-old their skin back

We're born, we work, we die. That biological injustice just doesn't mesh with the Silicon Valley mindset.…

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Arm cooking up powerful Cortex-X CPU to beat iPhone performance, says industry watcher

Thu, 2024-01-11 17:30
Plus: Analyst believes Samsung might give up on own cores and use Arm designs instead

Arm has confirmed it is working on a CPU core expected to deliver a jump in performance, thus taking aim at the closing the gap between its own chips and those produced by Apple.…

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Mandiant's brute-forced X account exposes perils of skimping on 2FA

Thu, 2024-01-11 17:00
Speculation builds over whether a nearly year-old policy change was to blame

Google-owned security house Mandiant's investigation into how its X account was taken over to push cryptocurrency scams concludes the "likely" cause was a successful brute-force password attack.…

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OpenAI rolls out Team tier because not everyone has enterprise-deep pockets

Thu, 2024-01-11 16:30
Benefits include no snacking on your sensitive data

OpenAI is updating its subscription plans to add a "Team" tier for businesses to sit below its existing Enterprise level.…

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Chinese company's rocket debut makes waves by launching from the sea

Thu, 2024-01-11 16:00
Real-life Kerbal Space Program?

A Chinese startup has launched its first rocket from a sea-based platform, sending three satellites into orbit.…

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Elon Musk made 1 in 3 Trust and Safety staff ex-X employees, it emerges

Thu, 2024-01-11 15:31
Oz online safety czar receives evidence of cull despite platform reinstating hundreds of banned accounts

Twitter, the social media service now calling itself X, executed a 30 percent reduction in its Trust and Safety staff globally after Elon Musk's acquisition in October 2022.…

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Infoseccers think attackers backed by China are behind Ivanti zero-day exploits

Thu, 2024-01-11 15:06
Customers currently left patchless while attacks are expected to increase

Security experts believe Chinese nation-state attackers are actively exploiting two zero-day vulnerabilities in security products made by Ivanti.…

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Not even poor Notepad is safe from Microsoft's AI obsession

Thu, 2024-01-11 14:45
Power user excavates evidence of experimental 'Cowriter' feature

Windows Notepad is set to be the next recipient of Microsoft's AI attentions judging by screenshots posted by a Windows Insider user.…

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Google rings in 2024 with sweeping layoffs

Thu, 2024-01-11 14:30
Cuts are a continuation of late-2023 redundancies to help teams better 'align their resources'

The 2024 layoff season appears to have only begun, with Google cutting hundreds of employees across multiple divisions yesterday. …

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PC 'price hike' coming as cost of memory soars – analysts

Thu, 2024-01-11 13:30
Scores are on the doors for Q4, as after 2 years shipments grow again... by 0.3%

The PC industry has ended a two-year run of declining shipments, by growing 0.3 percent in Q4 of 2023, amid a warning that the cost of components will rise this year, as will the cost of laptops and desktops.…

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How governments become addicted to suppliers like Fujitsu

Thu, 2024-01-11 13:00
Interest in Japanese’s firm’s public sector deals – worth $15B in the UK alone since 2012 – spikes

Analysis Since the broadcast of a television drama telling the story of the Post Office Horizon scandal — one of the most serious miscarriages of justice in British legal history — calls have mounted for those responsible to be held to account.…

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