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UK copper fired after faking keyboard taps using photo frame

Fri, 2026-02-27 09:30
Typing 8x more than your peers? You better have the work to show for it

Avon and Somerset Police this week confirmed a former officer was dismissed after she was found weighing her laptop keyboard down with photo frames to simulate activity.…

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Engineer held hostage by client who asked for the wrong fix

Fri, 2026-02-27 07:30
'I was no longer field support. I was collateral'

On Call Friday has arrived, bringing a promise of fleeting freedom – and a new instalment of On Call, The Register's reader-contributed column that retells your tales of tech support incidents that became memorable for all the wrong reasons.…

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NUC, NUC! Who’s there? ASUS with a thin client for Microsoft’s cloudy PCs

Fri, 2026-02-27 05:53
Dell also joins the basic devices for Windows 365 fun

Microsoft has found some friends to make desktop devices that boot into its Windows 365 cloud PCs.…

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China’s ‘The US hacks itself to make us look bad’ theorists return with a crypto conspiracy

Fri, 2026-02-27 04:10
Apparently Uncle Sam busted Binance to shore up the dollar, balance the budget, and achieve world domination

The Chinese agency that has accused the USA of cyberattacks on its own infrastructure to make Beijing look bad is back with another theory: Washington’s actions against cryptocurrency crooks are just attempts to dominate the global financial system.…

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Anthropic to Pentagon: Autonomous weapons could hurt US troops and civilians

Fri, 2026-02-27 02:33
AI upstart won’t remove Claude’s guardrails to stay onside with Dept. of War

Anthropic has fired back at the US Department of War, arguing that it can’t agree to Uncle Sam’s contract demand to remove guardrails on its AI in part because the tech can’t be trusted not to harm American civilians and warfighters.…

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Jack Dorsey’s fintech outfit Block announces 40% layoffs, blames AI, gets 23% stock bump

Fri, 2026-02-27 00:33
One massive round of firings is apparently better for morale than a drip-drip-drip of death

Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey’s financial services company Block has announced it will fire 40 percent of staff – around 4,000 people – because new "intelligence tools" the company is implementing “can do more and do it better.”…

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New endowment hopes to raise a big pile of money for open source projects

Fri, 2026-02-27 00:29
Grants for critical, unappreciated projects

Open source projects, ever short of funding, have a potential new source of revenue in the form of the Open Source Endowment (OSE).…

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Fujitsu taps Broadcom's 3D chip tech for 144-core Monaka CPU

Fri, 2026-02-27 00:03
Processor is one of roughly half a dozen designs based on Broadcom's XDSiP platform

Fujitsu’s 144-core Monaka CPU will be built using 3D-chip stacking tech from Broadcom, the merchant silicon slinger revealed on Thursday.…

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ServiceNow boasts its AI bot is resolving 90% of its own help desk tickets

Thu, 2026-02-26 23:22
When it gets stuck, the bot will escalate rather than hallucinate

ServiceNow claims it has created an AI agent that is currently solving 90 percent of the inbound IT tickets to the company's own employee help desk.…

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Burger King turns to AI to flame broil employees who aren't friendly enough

Thu, 2026-02-26 20:57
Because nothing says hospitality like a bot counting your pleases

The bot’s nagging will continue until morale improves. Burger King is rolling out a new employee-facing AI that, among other things, will listen to employees’ customer interactions to ensure they’re being friendly enough - as if working in fast food weren’t hard enough already.…

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AI models still suck at math

Thu, 2026-02-26 20:42
Just less than before, according to the ORCA test

exclusive Current-day LLMs are prediction engines and, as such, they can only find the most likely solution to problems, which is not necessarily the correct one. Though popular models have mostly become better at math, even top performer Gemini 3 Flash would receive a C if assessed with a letter grade.…

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Anthropic launches new marketing blog, pretends it's being 'written' by 'retired' LLM

Thu, 2026-02-26 18:26
Pretending the software is sentient makes it sound more powerful

As with any piece of obsolete software, you might expect an outdated AI model to just be switched off. Anthropic, however, argues that simply pulling the plug has downsides. After “retirement” interviews, Claude Opus 3 said it wanted to keep sharing its “musings,” so Anthropic suggested a blog.…

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Rapid AI-driven development makes security unattainable, warns Veracode

Thu, 2026-02-26 15:26
Report claims more vulnerabilities created than fixed as remediation gap widens

Veracode has posted its annual State of Software Security report, based on data from 1.6 million applications tested on its cloud platform, finding that more vulnerabilities are being created than are being fixed, and that high-velocity development with AI is making comprehensive security unattainable.…

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Top cloud providers to outspend Ireland's GDP on AI in 2026

Thu, 2026-02-26 14:55
TrendForce says eight hyperscalers are set to pour $710B into servers and infrastructure

The big cloud operators are ramping up investment in AI servers and infrastructure to meet demand for AI development and deployment, exacerbating the memory shortage caused by their insatiable growth.…

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Microsoft to auto-launch Copilot in Edge whenever you click a link from Outlook

Thu, 2026-02-26 14:28
Whac-A-Mole season continues as Redmond finds yet another corner to stuff its 21st century Clippy

Microsoft has announced that its Edge browser will automatically open the Copilot side pane when users open links from Outlook.…

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Scattered Lapsus$ Hunters auditioning female voices to sharpen social engineering

Thu, 2026-02-26 12:35
Telegram posts promise up to $1,000 per call as gang refines IT helpdesk ruse

Prolific cybercrime crew Scattered Lapsus$ Hunters (SLSH) is reportedly recruiting women in the hope of improving its social engineering success.…

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NASA safety watchdog says it's time to rethink Moon landing

Thu, 2026-02-26 12:25
Report highlights too many firsts in Artemis III mission

The latest report from NASA's Aerospace Safety Advisory Panel (ASAP) raises questions about the mission objectives for Artemis III.…

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Five Eyes warn: Patch your Cisco SD-WAN or risk root takeover

Thu, 2026-02-26 11:39
A rare joint alert from all five spy agencies means serious business

The Five Eyes intelligence alliance is urgently warning defenders to patch two Cisco Catalyst SD-WAN vulnerabilities used in attacks.…

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Say goodbye to budget PCs and smartphones – memory is too expensive now

Thu, 2026-02-26 11:25
Analyst warns soaring DRAM and NAND costs could push entry-level devices out of reach

Ballooning memory prices are forecast to kill off entry-level PCs, leading to a decline in global shipments this year - and a similar effect is going to hit smartphones.…

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Debian 14 will drop Gtk2 – unless Ardour rides to the rescue

Thu, 2026-02-26 11:11
Many dependent apps, including FreePascal and Lazarus, face the chop

Version 2 of the widely used Gtk toolkit will be dropped from the next Debian release. The problem is that many things still need it, including FreePascal and its Lazarus IDE.…

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