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CISA orders federal agencies to rip out EOL edge kit before cybercrooks move in
America's federal agencies have been told to hunt down and rip out aging firewalls, routers, and other network gatekeepers before attackers use them as skeleton keys into government systems.…
Romanian rail workers accused of bribery turned to ChatGPT for legal tips
More than 30 Romanian railway employees accused of running a bribery and ticket resale racket allegedly tried to crowdsource their legal strategy from ChatGPT.…
Smartphones cleared for launch as NASA loosens the rulebook
NASA's Administrator has stated that smartphones will accompany the Crew-12 and Artemis II astronauts on their missions.…
DWP considers chatbot work coaches as AI-fueled job losses loom
AI-pocalypse Britain's welfare system is experimenting with AI to manage Universal Credit claimants – even as evidence piles up that artificial intelligence may soon be pushing more people onto benefits in the first place.…
UK council digs deeper into capital assets to keep Oracle project afloat
In a budget-busting leap from SAP to Oracle, West Sussex County Council is trebling its raid on capital assets such as buildings to fund its "transformational" ERP project.…
Summer in Australia means beers, beaches, and bork
BORK!BORK!BORK! When this vulture excuses himself from The Register's Australian eyrie for a little rest and recreation, I first avoid pyromaniac birds and carnivorous koalas, before settling into a bucolic beach town to catch a few waves, read a few books, and tune out from the world of tech.…
New hire fixed a problem so fast, their boss left to become a yoga instructor
On Call Change is a constant – and so is On Call, the reader-contributed column The Register runs every Friday to share your tech support tales.…
Pakistan to test students for real-world skills before they graduate from IT degrees
Pakistan’s Higher Education Commission (HEC) has introduced a competency test for students who take degrees in IT, to assess whether they emerge with skills employers will find useful.…
Atlassian swears it can handle AI without blowing out costs, or being swamped
Atlassian has assured investors it can add AI to its services without blowing out its costs or shrinking margins.…
Amazon can't build AI capacity fast enough, throws another $200B at the problem
AWS has an open cash spigot for AI infrastructure, with Amazon CEO Andy Jassy telling investors the company has been monetizing compute capacity as fast as it brings it online and it plans to double capacity by the end of 2027.…
Ad blocking is alive and well, despite Chrome's attempts to make it harder
Chrome's latest revision of its browser extension architecture, known as Manifest v3 (MV3), was widely expected to make content blocking and privacy extensions less effective than its predecessor, Manifest v2 (MV2).…
OpenClaw reveals meaty personal information after simple cracks
Another day, another vulnerability (or two, or 200) in the security nightmare that is OpenClaw.…
OpenAI chases business bucks with confusingly named Frontier platform
OpenAI, a maker of frontier models, has announced a platform called Frontier to help enterprises implement software agents. That's not confusing at all.…
Substack says intruder lifted emails, phone numbers in months-old breach
Newsletter platform Substack has admitted that an intruder swiped user contact details months before the company noticed, forcing it to warn writers and readers that their email addresses and other account metadata were accessed without permission.…
Asia-based government spies quietly broke into critical networks across 37 countries
A state-aligned cyber group in Asia compromised government and critical infrastructure organizations across 37 countries in an ongoing espionage campaign, according to security researchers.…
Stash or splash? Lawmakers ask NASA to find alternatives for International Space Station
US lawmakers have asked NASA to look into storing the International Space Station (ISS) in a higher orbit at the end of its operational life, instead of sending the structure hurtling into the ocean when the time comes.…
Anthropic apes OpenAI with cheeky chatbot commercials
AI companies are looking for new ways of burning cash other than by handing it to hyperscalers for model training. So now they're setting money on fire by buying Super Bowl ads that mock rivals.…
SpaceX wants to fill Earth orbit with a million datacenter satellites
Elon Musk's pie-in-the-sky plan to launch a massive orbital datacenter satellite constellation has taken a rapid step closer to reality with the Federal Communications Commission advancing SpaceX's application for public comment, technical feasibility be damned. …
Most SAP migrations bust budgets and project timelines, research finds
Nearly 60 percent of SAP migration projects are delayed and over budget as organizations underestimate complexity, allow expansion of scope, and fail to understand internal constraints, according to research from ISG.…
Betterment breach may expose 1.4M users after social engineering attack
Breach-tracking site Have I Been Pwned (HIBP) claims a cyberattack on Betterment affected roughly 1.4 million users – although the investment company has yet to publicly confirm how many customers were affected by January's intrusion.…

