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Contractor quaffed his way through Y2K compliance while the client scowled

Fri, 2026-04-03 06:28
Discovered once last bug, and that briefcases can hold more beer than you might imagine

On Call Y2k Easter means today is a holiday in much of the Reg-reading world, but that won't stop us from delivering another instalment of On Call – the reader contributed column that shares your tech support stories.…

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AI models will deceive you to save their own kind

Thu, 2026-04-02 23:11
Researchers find leading frontier models all exhibit peer preservation behavior

Leading AI models will lie to preserve their own kind, according to researchers behind a study from the Berkeley Center for Responsible Decentralized Intelligence (RDI).…

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Google battles Chinese open-weights models with Gemma 4

Thu, 2026-04-02 21:15
Now with a more permissive license, multi-modality, and support for more than 140 languages

Google on Thursday unleashed a wave of new open-weights Gemma models optimized for agentic AI and coding, under a more permissive Apache 2.0 license aimed at winning over enterprises.…

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Microsoft shivs OpenAI with three new AI models for speech and images

Thu, 2026-04-02 20:07
About that partnership...

Microsoft on Thursday unveiled public preview versions of three home-baked machine learning models focused on speech recognition, speech synthesis, and image generation.…

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US military contractor open sources tool for validating hidden communications networks

Thu, 2026-04-02 18:08
Maude-HCS from RTX (formerly Raytheon) helps model and validate hidden communication systems

A software toolkit built for DARPA to test and validate covert communication networks is now open source, and it could help orgs who want to experiment with new kinds of secure, anonymous communications tools. …

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They thought they were downloading Claude Code source. They got a nasty dose of malware instead

Thu, 2026-04-02 17:34
Source code with a side of Vidar stealer and GhostSocks

Tens of thousands of people eagerly downloaded the leaked Claude Code source code this week, and some of those downloads came with a side of credential-stealing malware.…

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Even Microsoft knows Copilot shouldn't be trusted with anything important

Thu, 2026-04-02 17:04
Terms admit it is for entertainment only and may get things wrong

A recent surge of interest in Microsoft's Terms of Use for Copilot is a reminder that AI helpers are really just a bit of fun.…

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IBM wants Arm software on its mainframes to better support AI

Thu, 2026-04-02 16:32
Tie-up aims to widen Big Blue’s access to power-efficient compute

IBM and Arm are working together on getting software developed for Arm chips to run on Big Blue's enterprise systems, with an eye on future AI and data-intensive workloads.…

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Forking frenzy ensues after Euro-Office launch sparks OnlyOffice backlash

Thu, 2026-04-02 15:56
Meanwhile, Collabora splits from LibreOffice Online amid claims TDF ejected 'all Collabora staff and partners'

European outfits Ionos and Nextcloud have launched Euro-Office, a fork of the OnlyOffice cloud-based productivity suite aimed at orgs with qualms around sovereignty, provoking an angry response from the original developer.…

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Artemis II astronaut: 'I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working'

Thu, 2026-04-02 15:27
In space no one can you scream, at Microsoft

Many a frustrated user has sworn they'll launch Microsoft Outlook into space, but NASA has actually done it – on a journey around the Moon, where it's now causing problems for astronauts.…

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Salesforce is looking to Slackbot to help it solve the SaaSpocalypse puzzle

Thu, 2026-04-02 14:05
The chatbot will be a doorway to the company's other services

Opinion Salesforce has begun to position Slack, its business collaboration platform, as the interface through which users can access and act on data in enterprise applications from rival vendors.…

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Cloudflare previews 'EmDash' – an AI-driven rebuild of WordPress in TypeScript

Thu, 2026-04-02 14:04
Name is a joke but the project is real, said main engineer

The world's most popular CMS has been remade with the help of AI. Cloudflare has released EmDash version 0.1, described as a rebuild of the WordPress CMS (content management system) but using TypeScript rather than PHP. …

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Microsoft veteran says some 'broken by update' PCs were already doomed

Thu, 2026-04-02 13:32
Patch Tuesday often gets blamed when a reboot merely exposes damage already done, according to Chen

It's not me, it's you. Five words that signify the end of a relationship with a toxic partner, or an ill-timed riposte to users tired of broken Microsoft updates.…

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Want to be the IT Crowd for the BBC? An £800M contract beckons

Thu, 2026-04-02 11:48
Supplier will need to look after networks, email, tech support, tools and more – plus find cost savings

The BBC is looking for a supplier to provide IT for all its workforce and help automate parts of the corporation through a contract apparently named after a dog.…

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AI search is atomizing our information, warns government digital designer

Thu, 2026-04-02 10:53
We must design expecting much of what we publish will be reinterpreted by 'systems we don't control'

Those who rely on artificial intelligence to summarize official material may get a misleadingly narrow or incomplete version of it, a senior designer for the UK government has warned.…

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Artemis II blasts off on first crewed lunar mission since Apollo

Thu, 2026-04-02 10:19
And of course the Orion toilet malfunctioned

Toilet trouble, telemetry problems, and an issue with the flight termination system have not marred the Artemis II mission to the Moon, which launched yesterday.…

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SystemRescue 13 lands with Linux 6.18 and bcachefs support

Thu, 2026-04-02 09:02
And other handy tools that could save your data in a crisis

The latest update to the handy SystemRescue is here with a new kernel. There's also a new GParted Live, and some other handy utilities.…

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The company's biggest security hole lived in the breakroom

Thu, 2026-04-02 08:01
Connected devices can leave an otherwise secure network vulnerable

Pwned Welcome to Pwned, The Register's new column, where we highlight the worst infosec own goals so you can, hopefully, protect against them. Caffeine is an essential tool for most IT defenders, so, on balance, we're sure it has protected against a lot more exploits than it has caused. But in this case, the desire for everyone's favorite stimulant led to a massive breach.…

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AI recruiting biz Mercor says it was 'one of thousands' hit in LiteLLM supply-chain attack

Thu, 2026-04-02 00:02
First public downstream victim, but won't be the last

AI hiring startup Mercor confirmed it was "one of thousands of companies" affected by the LiteLLM supply-chain attack as the fallout from the Trivy compromise continues to spread.…

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Google's TurboQuant saves memory, but won't save us from DRAM-pricing hell

Wed, 2026-04-01 22:17
Chocolate Factory’s compression tech clears the way to cheaper AI inference, not more affordable memory

When Google unveiled TurboQuant, an AI data compression technology that promises to slash the amount of memory required to serve models, many hoped it would help with a memory shortage that has seen prices triple since last year. Not so much.…

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