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Game on! Penguin levels up as Linux finally cracks 3% on Steam
The latest edition of Valve's monthly Steam Hardware & Software Survey is out, showing a rise in Steam usage on Linux. Penguin likes to play!…
Python slithers faster by adding lazy imports that load code after startup
Python programs are set to get faster startup times with PEP 810 "Explicit lazy imports," which allows scripts to defer loading imported libraries until they're actually needed rather than at startup.…
Coders paired with bot buddies work fast, but take too many shortcuts
Developers who "pair code" with an AI assistant stand to learn as much as they do in traditional human-human pairings, but also show a less critical attitude toward their silicon-based partner’s output, academics have found.…
Tesla board wants to grant Musk $1T in stock, Norway wealth fund says nope
Norway's sovereign wealth fund has opposed Tesla CEO Elon Musk's proposed $1 trillion share award, which the carmaker's board says is necessary to retain him.…
Win10 still clings to over 40% of devices weeks after Microsoft pulls support
As the dust settles over the end of support for many versions of Windows 10, the operating system remains a significant presence in the Windows market.…
Invasion of the message body snatchers! Teams flaw allowed crims to impersonate the boss
Microsoft Teams, one of the world's most widely used collaboration tools, contained serious, now-patched vulnerabilities that could have let attackers impersonate executives, rewrite chat history, and fake notifications or calls – all without users suspecting a thing.…
$10B + spent on liquid cooling this week – it's only Tuesday
Liquid cooling tech is hot. It's only Tuesday and already infrastructure specialists have forked out more than $10 billion on companies proffering tech that promises to help ease energy bills of datacenter operators.…
Cybercrooks getting violent more often to secure big payouts in Europe
Researchers are seeing a "dramatic" increase in cybercrime involving physical violence across Europe, with at least 18 cases reported since the start of the year.…
OpenAI API moonlights as malware HQ in Microsoft’s latest discovery
Hackers have found a new use for OpenAI's Assistants API – not to write poems or code, but to secretly control malware.…
Keeping the lights on takes up nearly all police IT spending in England and Wales
Police forces in England and Wales spend around 97 percent of their £2 billion ($2.6 billion) annual technology budget on maintaining legacy systems, an official report has found.…
'What the hell, Microsoft?' Users hit with incorrect ESU and LTSC Win10 out-of-support messages
Microsoft says a broken update left some Windows 10 users staring at an out-of-support message despite having an activated Extended Security Updates (ESU) license or a version of Windows 10 that is still officially supported.…
AI's trillion dollar deal wheel bubbling around Nvidia, OpenAI
Feature In late 2025, a series of multi-billion-dollar deals in the artificial intelligence sector is causing déjà vu among industry veterans. Money, computer chips, and cloud credits are rotating in a closed loop among a handful of companies: Nvidia, OpenAI, Microsoft, Oracle, AMD, CoreWeave, xAI, and a few others. This has fueled a trillion-dollar AI boom or bubble built on intertwined investments and contracts.…
Ministry of Defence's F-35 blunder: £57B and counting
Britain's Ministry of Defence (MoD) is being criticized for undermining its F-35 stealth fighter program through years of short-term budget decisions that have increased long-term costs and left the fleet understrength and undercapable.…
Google Cloud suspended customer's account three times, for three different reasons
The founder of a service that manages SSL certificates says Google Cloud has suspended his account three times, without good reason, and recommended not using the G-Cloud for serious workloads.…
China's president Xi Jinping jokes about backdoors in Xiaomi smartphones
Chinese president Xi Jinping has joked that smartphones from Xiaomi might include backdoors.…
LLMs are lousy at reading Asian languages, finds Singapore’s Grab
Proprietary large language models are bad at interpreting Asian languages, according to Singaporean super-app company Grab, which has built its own model instead.…
AN0M, the backdoored ‘secure’ messaging app for criminals, is still producing arrests after four years
Australian police last week made 55 arrests using evidence gathered with a backdoored messaging app that authorities distributed in the criminal community.…
Cisco suggests a stubby chassis, shrunken servers and router, to tame the edge
Cisco entered the server market in 2009 because the company thought incumbent vendors weren’t satisfying customers. On Monday, the networking giant entered the edge infrastructure market for the same reason.…
Palantir CEO celebrates one cash culture to rule them all
Palantir CEO Alex Karp used his quarterly shareholder letter to take aim at critics after the company beat Q3 2025 earnings estimates.…
MIT Sloan quietly shelves AI ransomware study after researcher calls BS
Do 80 percent of ransomware attacks really come from AI? MIT Sloan has now withdrawn a working paper that made that eyebrow-raising claim after criticism from security researcher Kevin Beaumont.…

