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Smart mirror shows dumb Windows in elevator

Thu, 2026-03-12 11:32
All aboard the elevator where only Microsoft knows where you're going

Bork!Bork!Bork! Smart mirrors are all the rage. However, rather than a list of headlines and tasks to do today, an unhappy Windows installation can make a smart mirror seem very dumb indeed.…

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Britain turns up the heat on homegrown ceramics for hypersonic missiles

Thu, 2026-03-12 10:59
DSTL bets £350K the UK can cook up its own exotic materials

Britain has taken the first steps towards producing its own ultrahigh temperature materials, regarded as vital for applications including hypersonic vehicles, space, and advanced propulsion systems.…

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So much for power to the people – AI datacenters could jump UK grid queue

Thu, 2026-03-12 10:15
Plan to fast-track bit barn connections leaves housing developers fuming and billpayers on the hook

The British government is consulting on reforms to prioritize "strategically important" grid connections – including datacenters – amid reports of delays stretching more than a decade on some projects.…

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Whitehall seeks lone C++ coder to keep airport passenger model flying

Thu, 2026-03-12 09:30
Government offers £100K to support software forecasting how travelers choose departure hubs

The UK's Department for Transport is offering up to £100,000 over three years for access to a C++ programmer who can keep a module of its airport usage model up in the air.…

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Microsoft adding Xbox mode to Windows 11

Thu, 2026-03-12 06:10
Out of the Copilot and into the fire

Please let there be ‘Xbork’ as this appears in all the wrong places Organizations that rely on consumer-grade PCs or allow staff to bring their own devices to work, have something new to worry about: a virtual Xbox lurking inside Windows 11.…

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Meta reveals four custom AI chips, claims they outperform commercial silicon

Thu, 2026-03-12 04:49
Deploying them by the gigawatt but still can’t be flag obvious AI slop

Social networking giant Meta has revealed details of four previously unknown custom chips powering its AI services.…

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China’s CERT warns OpenClaw can inflict nasty wounds

Thu, 2026-03-12 01:37
Like deleting data, exposing keys, and loading malicious content, perhaps leading to government ban

China’s National Computer Network Emergency Response Technical Team has warned locals that the OpenClaw agentic AI tool poses significant security risks.…

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Atlassian to shed ten percent of staff, because AI

Wed, 2026-03-11 23:37
Company is ‘reshaping our skill mix’ amid long share price slide and SaaSpocalypse whispers

Australian collaborationware company Atlassian has announced it will shed ten percent of staff – around 1,600 people.…

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Perplexity Comet hurtling toward Amazon ban

Wed, 2026-03-11 23:26
Court issues preliminary injunction but delays it to allow an appeal

Perplexity's AI browser Comet has been banned from accessing Amazon's website after the e-commerce giant obtained a court-ordered preliminary injunction.…

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Iran plots 'infrastructure warfare' against US tech giants

Wed, 2026-03-11 22:18
State news published a list of nearly 30 sites that could be targeted

Iran has reportedly designated Amazon, Google, IBM, Microsoft, Nvidia, Oracle, and Palantir facilities as legitimate targets of retaliatory strikes, according to an Al Jazeera report citing Iran’s state-affiliated Tasnim news agency.…

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Iran-linked cyber crew says they hit US med-tech firm

Wed, 2026-03-11 20:40
Meanwhile, Verifone says 'no evidence' to support the digital intruders' claims

A hacking crew with ties to Iran's intelligence agency claimed to be behind a global network outage at med-tech firm Stryker on Wednesday, and said the cyberattack was in response to the US-Israel airstrikes.…

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Most chatbots will help plan school shootings and other violence, study shows

Wed, 2026-03-11 19:41
I see you're trying to kill children. Would you like some help with that?

You might expect a bot to have guardrails that prevent it from helping you plan a crime, but your expectations might be too high. According to a study, eight of ten major commercial chatbots will help you prepare to conduct a school shooting.…

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Meta, international cops use handcuffs and AI to stop scammers

Wed, 2026-03-11 17:21
150k accounts nuked, 21 suspects arrested

Not every scam starts with malware or a compromised account. Sometimes all it takes is a friend request or a link shared via chat.…

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NASA watchdog report pokes holes in Artemis lunar lander plans

Wed, 2026-03-11 15:03
Inspector general flags Starship risks and gaps in testing

The NASA Office of Inspector General has published a report on the agency's management of the lunar Human Landing System (HLS) contracts, highlighting the risks and arguments behind the scenes.…

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DR-DOS rises again – rebuilt from scratch, not open source

Wed, 2026-03-11 14:37
Project claims legal clarity and zero legacy code, but offers binaries only

DR-DOS is back, and there is already a test version you can download. But as of yet, it's not finished, not FOSS – and not based on the original code.…

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ICO fines Police Scotland over data-sharing debacle in gross misconduct case

Wed, 2026-03-11 14:06
Blue-on-blue internal investigation lands force £66k fine

The UK's data protection watchdog has fined Police Scotland £66,000 ($88,000) for what it calls a "serious failure" in handling an alleged victim's sensitive data.…

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Ig Nobel Prize flees US for Switzerland after 35 years over safety concerns

Wed, 2026-03-11 13:38
This is not satire, but we wish it was

The Ig Nobel Prize, which satirizes its more noble namesake, is moving its award ceremony to Europe following concerns about the safety of those attending the US event.…

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Intel finds its Zen undercutting AMD with Arrow Lake refresh

Wed, 2026-03-11 13:02
Let them eat cores

Intel has a new strategy for shoring up its eroding market share: Offering PC buyers more cores per dollar than arch-rival AMD in a refresh of its Arrow Lake range.…

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Ayar Labs taps Wiwynn to cram 1,024 GPUs into a photonic rack system

Wed, 2026-03-11 13:01
Reference design to stitch more than a thousand accelerators into a single enormous server.

Exclusive If you thought Nvidia or AMD's 72-GPU rack systems were enormous, silicon Ayar Labs has something much bigger in the works.…

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Lightmatter says latest photonics will slash datacenter fiber bills in half

Wed, 2026-03-11 13:00
Latest optical engine may not be CPO, but it's still better than pluggables

Photonics startup LightMatter says that its latest optical engine can cut the amount of fiber used by modern datacenters in half, and perhaps more importantly, it doesn't rely on co-packaging to do it.…

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