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South Africa yanks AI policy after AI-assisted drafting invents citations

Mon, 2026-04-27 17:24
Eish shame man! Maybe you shouldn't ask AI to set the rules for AI use?

South Africa has pulled its draft national AI policy after discovering that it was citing sources that exist only in the fertile imagination of a chatbot.…

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Friendster rises from the grave to make social media great again

Mon, 2026-04-27 16:45
No ads, no algorithm, and you actually have to physically tap phones to add a friend

It's been more than a decade since social media platform Friendster went dark, but a new owner has brought it back from the dead - sort of - with the hope he can give exhausted users of modern platforms a reprieve. …

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AI reality check: Here's what three companies learned building wallets, homes, and games

Mon, 2026-04-27 16:20
Executives from Citi, Home Depot, and Capcom describe early work with AI agents

While AI agents have moved from experimental tools to customer-facing workers in a matter of months, the next challenge is governance and reliability once those agents touch real money, real shoppers, and real creative output.…

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Meta to power its bit barns with energy from space

Mon, 2026-04-27 15:47
Facebook provider also working with energy storage firm to keep 100 hours of juice on hand

With AI demand growing, Facebook parent Meta is looking for new ways to power its datacenters, with one ambitious project pledging to send solar power down from orbit. Another agreement offers Meta the opportunity to store enough power to keep its bit barns going, even when the grid is over capacity or down.…

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Microsoft and OpenAI's open relationship is now official

Mon, 2026-04-27 15:14
No. More. Exclusivity. Redmond keeps the ring until 2032, but OpenAI is free to see other clouds

Once tied tightly together, Microsoft and OpenAI have amended their agreement, making the Windows giant's license non-exclusive. In exchange, Microsoft will no longer owe OpenAI a revenue share.…

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SpaceX dusts off Falcon Heavy for first flight in 18 months

Mon, 2026-04-27 13:57
Side boosters to make simultaneous touchdown while center core takes one for the team

SpaceX is preparing to launch its Falcon Heavy rocket for the first time in more than 18 months, kicking off what could be a busy time for the vehicle.…

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Trump's Golden Dome gets $3.2BN of contractors and an AI sprinkle

Mon, 2026-04-27 13:03
Space Force awards 11 firms prototype deals to build orbital interceptors

The United States Space Force (USSF) has awarded eleven companies contracts to develop space-based interceptors for President Trump's Golden Dome program, in agreements worth up to $3.2 billion.…

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Cybersec is a thankless job: expanding workload and shrinking pay packet

Mon, 2026-04-27 12:22
Global recruitment giant says 71% of human firewalls saw wages stagnate last year as threats and responsibilities grew

Cybersecurity professionals were the most overlooked workers in IT when it came to pay rises in 2025, according to new figures from recruiter Harvey Nash.…

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Burglar alarm biz burgled: ADT confirms cyber intrusion after ShinyHunters extortion attempt

Mon, 2026-04-27 11:34
Security giant says attackers grabbed 'limited set' of data. Crooks claim 10 million records

A home security biz getting digitally burgled is not a great look - but that's exactly where ADT finds itself. The company has confirmed a cyber intrusion following an extortion attempt by the ShinyHunters crew, which claims to have made off with more than 10 million records.…

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Microsoft updates the Windows Update Experience: You can hit pause now

Mon, 2026-04-27 11:19
Keep the patches away for as long as you like

Microsoft has devised a solution to the problem of Windows Updates that break customer devices – users are now able to pause them for as long as they like.…

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In the beginning was the Bork: 'Heart of the Earth' exhibit reveals Raspberry Pi in existential crisis

Mon, 2026-04-27 10:12
Dynamic Earth's ancient rock holds not primordial crystal, but a tiny Linux box having a bad day

Bork!Bork!Bork! From the beginning of time, there has always been Bork. Lurking within the heart of this ancient rock is not a precious crystal or a rare fossil. No, it's a Raspberry Pi desktop and dialog.…

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ICO chief John Edwards steps back as workplace probe quietly unfolds

Mon, 2026-04-27 09:35
UK’s data watchdog confirms its boss has been off the job since February while an HR investigation runs

The UK's data watchdog is without its chief after John Edwards stepped aside from the Information Commissioner's Office while an independent workplace investigation examines unspecified HR matters.…

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Watch out UK taxpayers: 28,000 HMRC staffers just got an AI copilot

Mon, 2026-04-27 09:15
Microsoft Copilot now heading into ‘Official Sensitive’ work after winning back just 26 minutes a day in a trial

HMRC is betting big on Microsoft Copilot, rolling it out to tens of thousands of staff after a Whitehall trial estimated it saved each user roughly 26 minutes of time per day.…

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Anthropic's magic code-sniffer: More Swiss cheese than cheddar, for now

Mon, 2026-04-27 08:30
AI vuln-hunter finds what humans taught it to find. Funny that

Opinion In retrospect, calling it Mythos made it a hostage to fortune. Anthropic may have hoped that the name implied its AI code security model had mythical god-like powers, but there's an alternate reading. Another definition for Mythos is a set of beliefs of obscure origin which are incompatible with reality.…

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PowerPoint punishment sent users into an infinite loop after lunch

Mon, 2026-04-27 07:00
There was only one ESC from sneaky screenshots and fake BSODs

Who, Me? Welcome to another instalment of Who, Me? It's The Register's Monday column that shares your stories of mistakes, occasional malice, and how you came out the other side.…

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Google Cloud Next proves what we suspected: Everything is AI now

Mon, 2026-04-27 00:01
Join us for this week's Kettle as we dive into GCN and the latest not-so-alarming revelations about Mythos

KETTLE If you needed further evidence that AI comes first in pretty much everything nowadays, look no further than this year's Google Cloud Next show, which happened last week.…

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Tokenmaxxing isn't an AI strategy

Sun, 2026-04-26 14:48
Before checking AI's price tag, see whether it fits

What does AI cost? It's a simple question and an important one – the answer will determine the fate of companies and shape society. But it's also a question that can't be answered in a meaningful way without additional context.…

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Go straight to sell! Windows second-chance setup hawks Microsoft services at IT's expense

Sun, 2026-04-26 11:38
The OS trying to upsell you subscriptions is more than just an annoyance

opinion You’ve had your laptop for months, and you’ve always made sure it installed Microsoft updates. Then one day you boot up, and Windows 11 greets you with a confusing message: “You’re almost done setting up your PC.”…

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Hot take: AI's not going to kill open source code security

Sun, 2026-04-26 09:28
Cal.com considers AGPL a license to drill, but not everyone feels that way

Opinion Cal.com has closed its commercial codebase, abandoning years of AGPL-3.0 licensing in a move that has alarmed the developer community that helped build it and sent ripples through the broader open source world.…

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Ex-AWS legend explains what enterprises need to make AI actually work

Sat, 2026-04-25 13:07
AI transformation is about people and organization, not technology

Enterprise AI projects go off the rails when companies focus on the technology instead of the people.…

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